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1. VP Downtime
2. VP Broken Builds
3. VP Lost Leads
4. VP Ugly Sites
5. VP Mediocrity and Disempowering
6. VP Over-Complication Because it’s Cool
7. VP of Sales Prevention
8. VP of Successful Penetration
9. VP Wrong Solutions
10. Project Failure Architect
11. Chief Titles Manager
12. Chief Hype Evangelist
13. Chief External Dependencies Promoter
14. Chief Next Trendy Language Adopter
15. Chief Instances Killer
16. Chief Budget Overrun Manager
17. Chief Miscommunication Advocate
18. Chief Technical Debt Accumulation Promoter
19. New shiny technologies Team Leader
20. Misused Frameworks Manager

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