I was triggered by seeing “elegant” and “bash” in the same sentence. Here are the titles I suggest the original author to consider for next blog posts:
- Guide to Expressive Assembler
- Removing Types from Scala
- Adding Exceptions to Go
- Introduction to Concise Java
- Writing Synchronous JavaScript with Threads
- Using Forth Without the Stack
- Adding Curly Braces to Python
- Making Guido Like Functional Programming
- Using Uniform AWS APIs
- Writing Safe big C Programs
- Making C Higher Level Language than Portable Assembler
- Making your Database Stateless
- Making Eventual Consistency Immediate
- How to Know that Backups are Working Without Doing Test Recovery
- Finding Quality Code on Random Internet Sites
- All Programming Languages are Beautiful (Illustrated)
- Writing Bug-Free Code that does not Need Reviews
- Learning Modern C++ in 3 Easy Steps in 2 Days
- Stopping Hype Around Kubernetes – Practical Guide
- Preventing Appearance of new JavaScript Frameworks
- Why node_modules is not a Dumpster
- Removing Most of the Syntax from Perl
- Understanding Monads in 10 Minutes
- How to Stop Debates and Fighting around OSS Licensing with 1 Month
- Replacing bash in Next 20 Years
P.S. I’m still using bash at some places. Sadly, it’s still the most appropriate solution in some cases, like we live in 90’s.